@Steine7326 and @HeirsOfTheNightSuperfan Hope you like it! Luna HC will be added ASAP! meanwhile~ enjoy this HC where Rabastan is an absolute bada**.
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The Trial of Rabastan Lestrange at the Ministry of Magic.
Crouch: Are you Rabastan Lestrange, son of Reinhard Lestrange?
Rabastan: I don’t know, am I?
Ministry officials: OOOOOOOOHHHHH.
Crouch: Lestrange, this is not helping your case.
Rabastan: Yeah, I’m aware of that. Maybe you should have recommended that to your son before he vaulted the flipping BANISTER.
Ministry officials: OOOOOOOOHHHHH.
Crouch: SILENCE!
Crouch: He is no son of mine, and who are you to despise my parenting methods?
Rabastan: Rabastan Lestrange, son of Reinhard Lestrange, that’s what you said earlier, innit?
Ministry officials: OOOOOOOOHHHHH.
Crouch: *heavy breathing*
Crouch: You are here today because you participated in the torturing of the Aurors Frank and Anne Longbottom. What have you brought for your defense?
Rabastan: Your ego. That should be big enough proof.
Ministry officials: OOOOOOOOHHHHH.
Crouch *ignoring him*: So, how do you plead?
Rabastan: I don’t, actually, your stupid Aurors captured me and brought me here against my will. Ask them.
Ministry officials: OOOOOOOOHHHHH.
Crouch: You cheeky little-
Amelia Bones: Alright, M. Crouch, it is clear that you are implicated emotionally in this case so I will be taking over.
Crouch: What! No, this insolent little-
Bones: thaNK YOU. Now, Lestrange, do you admit that you took part in the torturing of the Aurors Frank and Anne Longbottom, along with your sister in law Bellatrix Lestrange, your brother Rodolphus Lestrange, and Barty Crouch Jr., all of which have already admitted to this crime?
Rabastan: I don’t know, did I?
Ministry officials: OOOOOOOOHHHHH.
Bones *sighs*: You will be ruled guilty on account of uncooperation. You are sentenced to life in Azkaban Prison. This court ruling is now adjourned.
Rabastan: Niceeeee. At least I pissed off Crouch. Now I understand what Bella meant when she said to go out on my own terms.
Crouch: OKAY LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SH-
Bones: -itake mushroom.