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Congratulations!
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Happy birthday to the queen!
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@OtakuGirlandFriends913 Absolutely!
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She's actually expressed a lot of sympathy for Voldemort, despite it only turning off her fans. But other than that you're not wrong.
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@The Dark Marc Very well said!
Am I the only one who just does not pity Voldemort or Umbridge in the slightest for having slightly unconventional childhoods? Both of them are vileness incarnate, one more than the other obviously. (You can't seriously think cutting Harry's hand holds a candle to using the Killing Curse on two random German children, can you?) I know Voldemort never knew his parents and Umbridge's got divorced, so is it wrong of me to just be viciously indifferent to both?
Edit: Oh, and happy St. Patrick's Day, fellow "Harry Potter" fans.
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Why else is there a page on this wiki called "Plot to kill Harry Potter" but no such page called "Plot to take over the wizarding world?"
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@Intj.ellowynx Ingenious!
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@ScarletSunflowers Could not agree more!
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@WeLoveHedwig Touche.
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@WeLoveHedwig I was joking about the context behind me happening to know about the Dark Lord's checklist. Also, I very specifically phrased his seventh task to have a PG-13 vibe instead of an R-rated one (and "Harry Potter" has been a PG-13 franchise since I was in elementary school).
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@.+.flickerzz.+. One or two users implied that they were, though.
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@WeLoveHedwig Actually, I didn't find this checklist joke online. I made it up.
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I'm sorry if I made anyone upset 😱
I just found Voldemort's daily checklist and I transcribed it here.
Put yourself above the Gods. When you're me, overcompensating is as natural as breathing.
Remind yourself that the Dark Mark counts as a graven image and my followers know full well that is the case.
Say a blasphemous euphemism for its own sake.
Prepare for an unprecedentedly irreverent Sunday.
Say that my mom and dad can suck butt because in my mind it's just a fact.
Ask myself if I have taken a life yet today; if not, I have failed indeed.
Have you-know-what with female snakes who already have a mate. (Remember, she'll give you her consent in Parseltongue, not English.)
Swipe random trinkets from my Death Eaters when they're not looking.
Vocally intone a falsehood. (Remember, it doesn't have to be a world-changing one.)
Covet the head of Harry Potter. Not his torso or his limbs, just his head specifically.
Thoughts?
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@HarumiJadeFan Well, I'm sure he uses his mouth for something...
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@CartoonFan311 Thank you.