This is a jokeeeeeeeeeeeeee, props to you Google Translate!
Original:
Draco was in Potions class, staring at Pottah like a stalker. The next day, Draco bought Muggle binoculars just to stare at Pottah a kilometer away. Draco sneaked into the Gryffindor dorm just to smell Pottah's clothes and steal Pottah's diary. The diary read: Dear Diary, I freaking love Draco Malfoy. He hates me and stepped on me once which was SOOOOO cute. UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU. He smells like mac & cheese with a touch of toothpaste. I sneaked into the Slytherin dorm yesterday just to steal his robe. I wish he would love me :( Draco knew what he had to do. He ran like he'd never run before and proposed to Pottah. "POTTAH WILL YOU MARRY ME?!" he screamed. Several heads turned and posted a picture of Draco proposing on Instagram. Pottah said "YES DRACO, UWU UWU UWU!" They got married and Draco never washed his robes, and they started smelling strongly of mac & cheese. Draco's parents disowned him for marrying Pottah because they CAN.
REVAMPED WAY BETTER EDITION:
As dragon staring Pottah a stalker kind of poison. The next day he bought one kilometer of Muggle Pottah be vigilant and to take away the binoculars. As the smell sneaked into the dorm in ravenclaw Pottah clothes and steal Pottah diary. Version reads: The freaking Malfoy I love the dragon. And Moses went out against me, and threatening me he, who had once been had, and still to be SOOOOO beautiful to look upon. UWU UWU UWU UWU UWU. Mac and cheese sweet tooth touch. And he changed his garments which he Ravenclaw did not steal, I sneaked into the dorm. :( Dragon with what you want to do. I ran, and I do not like Pottah goals are. "POTTAH you married? 'I shouted. Then the image posted Instagram principal author of the dragon. Pottah called" dragon UWU UWU UWU "neither rising dragon and began a piece of cheese, of a sweet smell, bathe in the Mac. Pottah of the dragon is taken in can be said that the parents of a bride.
First edition: https://harrypotter.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000003456618/r/4400000000011901288
