All posts by Instantaneous-cube
She's so supportive, isn't she?
Can I go next?
Corporeal, skeleton, niece, improve, pensieve
How do you know his patronus?
I... I'm not sure my brain can handle this shocking revelation!
Is it something like reduciato?
Augustus Rookwood?
Credence
Was a kneazle
@DaughterofPoseidon2006 Neither party in that ship is inanimate! You can't call it an inanimate ship!
(Also, jacktide is a better ship than brason)
Edit: sorry, I realised you meant the socks. My mistake, I thought you meant Dobby and Hedwig.
There's no option for 'read and watched it but don't have a strong opinion on it' either, and that's me
Much death happened
Hogwarts was in trouble, although it was saved because Harry killed Umbridge and the students decided to go to Hogsmeade for a butterbeer and there they met a bandit. He gave them chocolate and then ran away. At Hogwarts they told Tom Riddle to get lost. Tom killed Harry and Ginny was getting resurrection stones from the drug dealer to save Harry. Harry is saved, Hogwarts has a party, but the drug dealer Ginny uses stone to save.
Ginny was helping Harry and Hermione prank Ron by buying some more butterbeer and frogs and playing trumpet. Along with Flitwick, they went to annoy Snape by really mocking Lily - which only increased the everlasting feeling between Snape and James and Harry. Now that Lord Voldemort’s back with more power they must stand to run away with a teapot (and Dobby’s sock) to King’s Cross while in a way to save the Great Heretic Who Turned Evil And Tried To Protect Hogwarts. Take them down to win today and eat pie and fight tomorrow, and eat more of that pie and become fat and run to Hagrid's house for feeding Fang biscuits. Then, follow him to the chamber of secrets where the basilisk was hiding a large amount of butterbeer and butterflies, the basilisk’s tooth and a big sword belonging to Godric Gryffindor’s niece whose teeth were made out of candy, so when she married Cedric Diggory and went to Voldemort she became Bellatrix Lestrange who murdered her uncle and married his brother! She kicked her friend who had no wizarding lineage and didn’t know how to eat and play flute at the same time. She left him alone with dementors then flew to Scotland to have fun with queen JK Rowling, who wrote Potter and killed Fred. George was so depressed that he decided to marry Angelina Johnson but he couldn't fall in love so he killed Percy because he, ministry loving prat, saw Fred dying and did nothing except laugh hard. It broke him so much that he Voldy danced ballet, broke his ankle and screamed, ‘HARRY!!!!!’ Harry ran after the elder wand broke into two, and toppled down the Staircase of Love, Trust and Eating Many Pies to Lupin’s office to eat pie and dance because they saved Hogwarts from the evil, and all was fine. But wait! A death eater is another DARK LORD!! *dramatic music*
James Potter is dead but alive - how, what, why? - so is Lily and Peter Pettigrew and Sirius black and Tonks too but not Fred - buu-uut there’s Fr… Freedd… they all reunite and Dobby joins them. They eat FRIESS and they celebrate and Harry cries, ‘the most famous school of all time!! Or is it?' There’s a secret…
Dumbledore was an evil ferocious dark werewolf in disguise and the Dark Lord eats cheese regularly and kills regularly, but only secretly, so one knew - except Albus Potter. He was cold and very sad that he became Slughorn’s disciple and lost his happiness and became powerful. Dementors kissed him but didn’t affect him at all since he was Albus Dumbledore ,and it got ugly - so ugly that no one could make him pretty! But power touched it so much it was destroyed by that shop and it will eat the horror, which made it so ugly that the Mirror of Erised became the Mirror of Distress and met Death and shattered while Dumbledore ate pie and called Voldemort. VOLDEMORT KILLED UMBRIDGE, then Voldy killed himself and it let the innocent get away quickly and get out of the dangers of Azkaban prison, but somehow he managed to capture Bellatrix and Rodolphus and a time travelling trip saved the goblet of fire!!!! That saved Fred and Remus too so they were all happy again but there was somebody who ruined it. It was Dolores, she took all the happiness in everyone’s lives forever and kissed a dementor! The dementor killed Harry and then Umbridge threw her wand across the solar system and killed herself again, but then death killed Hermione because she gave her soul to Voldemort and he gave the dementors Hermione’s soul and they gave it to Seamus Finnigan and he hid it in Malfoy Manor where it exploded but there was a big impostor who was a shy Peter Pettigrew and he hated the Weasleys, and the Potters too, but he ate Dolores Jane Umbridge and got indigestion. He exploded to free Sirius and save Hogwarts. Eventually they were all happy but Lucius came and became headmaster of Beauxbatons so he destroyed all veelas - but the Weasleys weren’t sad over Fleur Delacour’s death, but what happened was much worse. Fenrir bit some kid called Draco Malfoy and Draco bit his mother, Narcissa. They then all ripped their eyes from their sockets and threw them a large tantrum because Hufflepuff won and not Slytherin. So they danced, the sun exploded, glitter flew everywhere, 1 x 10⁶ °C glitter flew with the essence. Umbridge is resurrected AND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?...
From their sockets
They then all
And got indigestion
Snorkack, crumple-horned
Sectusempra