The Golden Trio are stuck in detention, Snape comes in, dramatically closing the windows with his wand.
Snape: Everyone sit the hell down and shut the hell up!!!
Hermione: *does as he says*
Ron: What if I don't?
Hermione: *writes a note saying "Ronald, you idiot, if Snape tells you to sit down and shut up, then you best do it or else I'll kick your ***!" and passes the note to Ron while the latter is arguing with Snape*
Ron: *grabs the note and reads it* You know what I'll just sit down and shut my lazy *** up...
Harry: *Nods in agreement* So will I.
Snape: *rolls his eyes and shakes his head* You boys make me sick.
Harry and Ron: *bursts out laughing*
Hermione: *doing her assignments*
Snape: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO LAUGHING AT?! THIS IS DETENTION, YOU MORONS, NOT A COMEDY SHOW!!! NOW FOR THE LAST TIME SHUT YOUR ***ES UP OR THEY'LL GET A BOOT SO FAR UP THEM THAT IT'LL COME RIGHT OUT OF YOUR DAMN MOUTHS!!!
Harry and Ron: *the laughing stops*
Snape: That's just what I thought!
Hermione: *completes every assignment she had*
Ron: *whispers* What are you gonna do now?
Snape: WEASLEY!!! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST SAY?!
Ron: I was only-
Snape: THAT'S ANOTHER SATURDAY DETENTION FOR YOU, YOU FILTHY BEAST!!!
Hermione: *writes a note and pins it to the first page of her assignments*
The note said: "I know you probably wanted me to sit down and be quiet so instead of walking up to you and giving you the assignment and telling you I got it done I decided to keep my mouth shut and bring the assignments to you with my wand and tell you by note I got my assignments complete*
Hermione: *sends her assignments up to Snape's desk with her wand*
Snape: *reads the note Hermione wrote* Miss Granger...
Hermione: *looks up at him*
Snape: Get the hell out of here, there's no use punishing you now...
Hermione: Professor Snape, you've never kicked a student out of detention...
Snape: Yeah well, I found out the only way to get out detention is to be a damn insufferable smart***, so Congrats, you just earned the gold medal of top smart***!
Hermione: What did I do?
Snape: When I told everyone to sit down and shut up, I meant while they were still working, and since you're done, you could've gotten out of your seat like a regular human being and told me you were done, but you took this far too seriously...
Ron: Like you never have?
Snape: SHUT THE HELL UP, BEAST, I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!! Anyways, Miss Granger. You can leave now, so please do.
Hermione: Does that mean *points to Harry and Ron* they get to go too?
Snape: No, they're still getting their ***es whooped. Now, get out of my hair before you give me lice.
Hermione: *does an angry hair flip before she leaves the room in frustration* Thay was really rude...
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