Its done. Its here. It took a while, but its done. Thank you to everyone who participated in this! Without y'all, this never would have turned out as great as it did! Oh, yes. ( I'm gonna ping these peeps cuz they asked me to @Madiblox @DarcieWasTaken ) Here it is!!!
Umbridge rolled around in the dirt, laughing maniacally. Harry threw more dirt on her. Dumbledore buried her alive. Umbridge thanked everyone. Meanwhile, Ron ate 15 buckets of KFC to celebrate Umbridge’s demise. When Umbridge died, Voldemort lost his nose. Snape found it near a bowl of Luna’s pudding. Luna smiled at Voldy. Voldy glared at Luna and then said “Why don’t you eat this bowl of pudding?” Luna ate the bowl of pudding Voldemort gave her, and died. Harry and the rest of the school cried. Then Luna turned into a ghost. Hermione sang Dance Monkey. Ron ate the last of his KFC. Harry smacked Ron. Hermione got up and smacked him too. Draco slipped and fell in the mud. Then Hermione punched him in the face. Draco started crying. Umbridge cheered Hermione on from beyond the grave. Harry joined Umbridge. McGonagall smirked and made the funniest snarky remark. Umbridge did a cartwheel. Snape gave Voldy a bottle of Veritaserum, and Voldy told how he lost his nose. Arthur Weasley hugged Voldemort. Pansy kicked Draco. Arthur Weasley apologized for being bitten by Voldy’s pet snake. Voldy told him that he wanted to marry Lily Potter. Snape killed Voldy for that remark. Arthur became Voldys BFF. Arthur killed Snape. Harry cried. Hermione kicked the hopeless body of Snape. Hermione then kicked Harry. Ron kissed Hermione while holding KFC. Hermione killed Ron. Harry killed Hermione for killing everyone else. Snape’s dead body started to sing “Never Gonna Give You Up.” Hermione’s body joined Snape. Ron started eating KFC even in death. Hermione jumps on top of a broom. Arthur jumps on top of Ron. Ron and Umbridge had a dance party! Arthur dies from a broken ankle. Harry laughed at his death. Dumbledore started breakdancing. Molly joins Dumbledore with a floss dance. Pansy starts to disco. Draco kills his father. Draco laughs at Pansy. Pansy makes a bird sound and jumps out a window. Molly stopped dancing. Voldemort breaks Ron’s house. Ron kills Voldy again. Hermione breaks Pansy’s wand and starts doing da renegade. Hermione is then caught praying in panara. Hagrid joins Snape in singing Never Gonna Give You Up. Voldy joins Snape in singing Never Gonna Give you Up. EVERYONE LAUNCHES INTO CHORUS, RICK ROLLING ALL OF HOGWARTS! AND THEN UMBRIDGE IS RESERUCTED, SHOUTING “WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” OUT OF TUNE. Hermione goes up to Hagrid and sang a random song. Hagrid vibes with Hermione and starts beatboxing. Dumbledore and Harry defeated Voldemort by putting him on a bed of spiky wands. Pansy kisses Draco, and everyone gagged at the sight of it. Hermione sings Let it Go. Ron joins in “LET THE STORM RAGE OnNnNnN!” Dumbledore sees what they’re doing, and walks out of the room backwards with a peace sign. Ron suddenly fell on the floor, choking on his wand. Harry started doing the Heimlich on him. Ron screamed and shot the wand into Harry’s mouth. Luna actually predicted Voldemort’s demise after a bad bite from a nargle. Voldy dies of a nargle bite. Hermione jumped at Ron and Harry. Harry flies off on his Firebolt and then falls off, letting it get cut into pieces by the Whomping Willow. Neville starts doing the worm. Luna grimaces. So does everyone else. Hermione and Luna play on their PS4s. Arthur Weasley was sad that his bff, Voldy, was dead. Voldy comes back aloive for the third time because he still has horcruxes. Hermione kicks Voldy. Voldy kills Hermione back. This time Harry and Ron kill Voldy. They start dueling and this time, Harry kills Nagini, making Voldy vulnerable. Hermione magically comes back to life and does the floss. Voldy waits in a long line for plastic surgery. Draco gives Voldy 5 sickles. Draco wanted to learn how to get superglue off your head, so he went to Quora. Dumbledore was silent until his student sang the chorus of “Bad Guy”. Voldy got his nose back after waiting in line for half a day. Harry congratulated Voldy. Voldy walked proudly up to Dumbledore, who slapped him in the face, causing his nose to fall off again. Hermione started crying at the sight of poor Voldy. Harry shut her up with a charm. Everyone gave him a polite golf clap, including Draco. Ron and Arthur started dancing at “The Phantom of the Opera” music. Everyone else joins in and then they do the entire musical. Voldy helps Hermione out and together, they kill Dumbledore. Then Draco starts singing a song about Muggles, Mudbloods, and Squibs. Lily Potter came back to life. Ghost Voldemort gave Lily some Heelies. Hermione was listening to “another day” from rent. Hermione then used Petrificus Totalus on Ron for no reason. Harry started dancing as soon as Ron was petrified by Hermione. Voldy did the WAP. Hermione forgot to bring along her mask before apparating out and as a result, made Harry and Ron do the Gangnam Style when they found out. Ghost Voldemort laughed and hit the woah. Lily Potter killed Snape. Snape loves wearing Lily’s dresses. Arthur Weasley snatched some chocolate bars. Lupin kills Arthur for stealing his chocolates. Arthur comes back to life and screams at Lupin. Sirius slaps Arthur for yelling at Lupin and says, "You don't push it with the Wolfstar couple!" Arthur takes the chocolates and sells them in the market. Harry buys the chocolate in bulk for future traumatic events. Hermione uses a time turner but accidentally transports herself to Chernobyl April 26th 1896. The end.
