All posts by CCqvlizx
Hufflepuff's twin duh :/ EVERYONE knows that
Quidditch is..?
Correction: Durmstrang isn't a place, it is a charm. Professor Flitwick clearly mentioned it was a charm for picking your nose, so you don't get your hands dirty (or worse!)
What is the Devil's Snare?
OH MY GOD iamjealous
Mine would smell of vanilla essence, fresh copy books, and old possessed robots that have been burned too many times, but not Scraptrap
And how is Flinch useful tho?
I agree with Ms. Norris there in the Useless column, but you should make a new one, a special one for Umbridge, "Why Did They Even Exist"
It is currently unknown, as his grandfather decided to leave him to join Blue's Clues.
What is quidditch?
At summer camp in a lake
Name a poltergeist?
Barbie
Who was Harry's first kiss?
Umbridge, Voldemort, and Bellatrix
Who are the Peverell brothers?
A special toilet seat preserved from 9 million years ago, seated by the most legendary Ravenclaw prefect, Dolores Umbridge's ancestor.
He was Molly Prewett's spouse, until they divorced because Fenrir didn't like the food Molly made, and Molly got married with Arthur Weasley
What was Voldemort's real name?
LMAO SIRIUS AND UMBRIDGE-
In yours
Who are Harry Potter's parents?
He is Mr Cedric from Sofia the First
Name Harry Potter's children?
Is the signup still open?
And Hermione looks hot as a male too-