All posts by Villager No. 865

He smells all

Does he?

Hagrid says to keep it, but I think we should…

AVADA KEDAVRA!

Fair.

Why were you awake at 12 am?

It does, thanks!

Educational Decree No. 3,754,763: No closing inter dimensional portal that allows High Inquisitor Dolores Jane Umbridge to travel to different films

Cool Farm Day

:————)

Yep!

House: Hufflepuff

Wand: Elder wood, Phoenix feather core, 13 3/4 inches, unyielding flexibility

Bought wand from: Alivans

Patronus: Adder

Favorite Spell: Sectumsempra

Favorite Potion: Draught of Living Death

Favorite Class: Potions

Joined Hogwarts: 2021

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Draught of Living Death, not for me, though…

There shall be many rows of dementors standing guard, so this will not be an issue.

HA! HA HA HA HA! HA HA! Ha! Ha… Ha.

ha

She becomes immortal, but she is strapped to a cliff, where every day, a bird eats her liver, and this continues every day for eternity.

(If it sounds familiar, then good job)

Favorite Character: Voldemort

Least Favorite Character: UMBRIDGE…

Character you would risk your life for: I, uh… I don’t know. Heh.

Character you would throw off a cliff: UMBRIDGE…

Character you would date/marry: Ew.

Character that you love/like that no one else does: Wormtail

Character that you hate/dislike that everyone else loves: Snape

Least favorite house: I like all the houses equally, but, uh… Slytherin.

Favorite house: Hufflepuff

He-who-used-to-be-Tom-Marvolo-Riddle-but-he-turned-evil-and-split-his-soul-six-times-intentionally-but-couldn’t-kill-Harry-Potter-and-created-a-seventh-horcrux-so-Harry-Potter-needed-to-let-himself-be-killed-by-Voldemort-so-he-could-finally-be-defeated-and-then-Harry-came-back-from-Limbo-and-killed-Voldemort

He-who-has-obviously-made-poor-life-choices

@CHT64 sorry I won’t do it anymore