All posts by SPIDEEEY!
Welcome to the Hairy Porter wiki. You can call me Spidey, Yu or Komori (just don't call me late for dinner, you get it?)
Why would Luna be cheating on Rolf when she already had two kids with him?
Spidey was so sad, he just walked out of the chaos.
The voice on the other line said, "Hello? Mr. Spideeey? So is that a yes for the limited edition Spooder-Armer action figure? I'll take that as a yes." Spideeey was too shaken to respond.
Spideeey was shaken. He forgot his phone call and started reconsidering his life decisions.
"Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait… so you don't actually believe in the bubger? What the heck? The bubger considered you one of His worthy followers, and you mean to say you never believed in Him?" Spideeey was shocked at this information.
Spidey heard the conversation between Ray and Lu, and said, "WAIT WHAT" loudly. The person on the other line was offended.
Where's Peesa Sheet when you need him? Spidey muttered under his breath. He spoke into the phone, "Well… at the moment, I'm in a bit of a… you know…"
Spideeey paid no attention to the slashing and continued with his phone call.
"Oh… so you guys wanna make a limited edition Spooder-Armer toy? Well, let me first check if…"
Suddenly a phone rang. A Letucs song started playing.
"🎵Oh, you know I'm just a friend (chicken), that's all I can give youuuuuu…🎵"
"Wait, everyone stop. Timeout for five minutes, y'all." Spideeey said with a silencing voice. "I really gotta take this call."
He got up, and picked up the phone.
"Yeah, yeah, this is Spideeey. Oh, toy merchandising rights. Hmm… well about that…"
Spideeey said, "Geez, lady, the most that'll do to this suit is a scratch." He then repeatedly landed multiple punches on Wanda making the dagger fly out of her hand. While doing this, he used the Weebware in the suit to track Wanda's fighting moves.
Spideeey instantly webbed up Wanda's hand and swung towards her, landing a kick right under the chin.
Taking advantage of Wanda's distraction, Spideeey used his mental strength, which came in large part from his weird bulbous head, to break free of the spell. He then shot multiple debilitating Zappers at Wanda and Veesion which electrocuted them.
Spideeey remembered that he was still wearing his Spooder-Armer MK IV from the congregation. He used its HUD to alarm every Bubgerist within a 42069 mile radius.
Where do all these guys come from? Spideeey thought. He said, "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye."
Spidey said, "I'm Yu Spooderman "SPIDEEEY!" Komori Jr., the current leader of the bubger cult and the 420th most powerful person on Earth, but who are you and why have you destroyed the Gingey Memorial?"
"That's what I should be asking you," Spidey said in anger.
Spideeey suddenly heard a loud noise and went around to the Gingey Memorial to see what the matter was. He found that it had been destroyed, and saw two weirdly-dressed people snooping around.
After having spent a long time searching, Spideeey finally found an ancient Chinese text in the bubgerological archives about the pink banana. It read as follows:
"The pink banana is an ancient artifact that arrived on the earth from an unknown source. It is known to grant the user immortality along with free coupons to eat at Dave's Bubgers, the most prestigious bubger restaurant in the world. One of the earliest users of the pink banana was High Priest Tomoto of Bubgerdon. Currently, the pink banana has been rumoured to be in the possession of one Eve. However, nobody knows who that is and where they reside."