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So I have a small advanced math class

And I put a bookmark on page 394 of my book so I could make that pun

And this is how it went

Mr. Mathdude: Turn the page

Me:Whats the page?

Mr. Mathdude: The page after 393

Me: Which would be???

Random Kid on the side:And she's in advanced math and the top of the class

Everyone else looking back at me annoyed: TURN TO PAGE 394!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Ah, werewolves today. Thank you, Professor

Another kid, but has read Harry Potter: Oh God... WOW

Everyone Including Mr.Mathdude: Huh?

Me: It's a Harry Potter reference. (go onto explaining the whole thing)

Mr.Mathdude:Okay-that was a very relevent topic. Thank u for educating us, Savanah

A day In History

This upcoming Sunday, October 31, 2021 marks the anniversary of when young Baby Potter was the first being to ever survive the killing curse. It was cast on him by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, an evil wizard who has killed many. Harry Potter is also known as “The Boy Who Lived” from many, “Potty” from his friend Draco Malfoy, “Potter Stinks” from Cedric Diggory’s cheering badges, “Harry *pause* Potter” from pretty much everyone who meets Harry, “Lily and Jame’s son” from people, “Sirious Black’s Godson” from people, “Arry” from Fleur Delacour, “Sir” from Severus Snape, “Insane” basicly daily, “Crazy” on several occasions, “Lier” by Doloris Umbridge, “Griffindor” by Sorting Hat, “Murdurer” in his 5th year, “HARRYPOTTERDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE” by Dumbledore, “The Famous Harry Potter” by fancy people, “Dear” from Mrs.Weasly, and “The Boy” by many Death Eaters.

[Mod edit: Removing potential ToU violation]

Hand out fliers of an article saying "A Day In History" or something with an article about how on Halloween Harry survieved the killing curse. I'll put mine up in the comments once I finish

Theory: Voldy made Quirrel come back to life or something?? But this is still a MAJOR flaw for Universel

I u dont belive this is the real thing, look up YULE BALL QUIZ on Wizardingworld.com to see proof

Voldemort has been planning to take over hogwarts for a while. The first thing he does is have there only be slytherin house. After ALL that planning!Seriously, he needs to sort out his priorities