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@Stormshock the animus ElectricWing i'm pretty sure they said hooray because of what dudley's actor said
My turn-
(some of these are part of my trans Draco hc)
Draco (years 1-3)
How to assert social dominance
What to do when my masculinity feels threatened
How to make friends
How to not be a disappointment to my father
Who is Harry Potter?
Why does Harry Potter's face look so punchable?
How to be smarter than Harry Potter
How to be more manly than Harry Potter
How to insult a muggle-born
What is a mudblood?
Is it normal for a Gryffindor to talk to snakes?
Can Harry Potter talk to snakes?
How to talk to snakes
How to become a Parselmouth
Who is Tom Riddle?
Who opened the chamber of secrets?
How to assert your dominance over a Hippogriff
I was attacked by a Hippogriff
Why was I attacked by a Hippogriff?
How to sue my professor
How to sue a professor in the wizarding world
I was punched by a woman
Why did a woman hit me?
Are mudbloods transphobic?
What are daddy issues?
Do I have daddy issues?
I think I have daddy issues what do I do?
Tom Felton refused to speak against jk rowling and thats a bit sus if you ask me, However, his character is a canon trans ally and I personally headcanon him as trans. Anyways stan Daniel Radcliffe for clear skin
I'm a bit iffy about the whole "dedicate it to the actors who died" thing because some of the actors supported JK rowling's actions, and while yes, their deaths were very tragic and broke my heart, I don't exactly appreciate praising people who agree with transphobic/TERF-y views/people. Anyways, stan Daniel Radcliffe for clear skin
@Axvdemia @Slytherin.Goddess.Of.The.Moon that's why it's called a headcanon
Yea I can also definitely see that-
That's amazing, also good on you for casting that spell
Draco, are you a trans ally
I'm kinda scared to post this.
Anyways time to make JK rowling really mad
Luna Lovegood is nonbinary and on the autism spectrum
Draco is a trans man and he inherited his father's toxic masculinity because of the need to prove himself as manly enough
Sybill Trelawney is a trans woman
Part 1: https://harrypotter.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000003676449
Part 2: https://harrypotter.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000003676709/r/4400000000015334884
The quote generator I used: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
Some quotes I edited slightly to fit the plot of hp
Moody: If karma doesn't hit you, I f--king will.
Tonks: F--k capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Tonks, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
Hermione, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Hermione, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, f--k you.
Dudley: Wow, left handed AND a wizard? You really are an illusion.
Dobby, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
Voldemort, before dying: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
George: Hey Ron, do you have any hobbies?
Ron: Swimming..
George: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Ron: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
Umbridge: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Umbridge: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Ron: ...That took an unexpected turn.
George: So did their neck.
"Yes I've heard of you alright, you're famous darling! They made a musical about you where I come from" Edna replied, adjusting her kimono
"I may be a fashion designer but unfortunately I do not have any spare clothes. And, Alexander Hamilton you say?" Edna replied in somewhat disbelief. She learned about this guy in history so why was he here of all places? she thought.
Haven't got the chance to open presents yet because my parents are taking their sweet time waking up
"Edna Mode. And yours?"
((I'm so incredibly sorry for not being very active, I've been dealing with being sick, and having to go to family gatherings because of the holidays. I've just been busy and I hope you guys can understand))
Snorlax was busy munching on tree branches and vines
Edna was walking through the castle humming to herself
I'm very sarcastic and most people I've been friends with think i'm a *****
[Mod edit: Removing profanity]
The 7 foot tall giant started munching on some tree branches again. He made a series of grunts that sounded like "want...food..." before sitting down and leaning on a tree
Snorlax was marching around as usual looking for food when he stumbled upon Hikari and Caboose. He thought that they might have food for him so he marched closer to them
(Where are hikari and caboose?)