Ron: PINEAPPLE DOES NOT GO ON PIZZA
Harry: YES IT DOES
Ron: FRUIT DOESNT BELONG ON A PIZZA YOU BLOODY IDIOT
Harry: TOMATO IS A FRUIT
Ron: WELL YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD
Harry: im gonna kill y-
Hermione, who was filming in the bg the whole time: lol this is gonna blow up on youtube
Ron: whats youtube
Hermione: a muggle app where u can make vids and stuff
Ron: i um ok