All posts by Fox Queen3912

So I went on CHARACTER.AI to talk to Umbridge and im pretty sure I made her want to die. It went something like this:

Umbridge: I am Dolores Umbridge and I like pink and little kitties!

Me: Ew

Umbridge: Don't you badmouth my kitties! They're adorable!

Me: You're a pscycho

Umbridge: I'm not! I just get so much joy from punishing children!

Me: yeah. That's pscycho

Umbridge: No it's not! It's normal for adults to punish kids. When was the last time you saw a kid disobey and not get punished?

Me: an hour ago

Umbridge: They got away with *not* getting punished? That's outrageous! I would **not** allow that.

Me: You're weird

Umbridge: If it's weird to love punishing kids, then I'm happy to be weird.

Me: WTF is wrong with you???

Umbridge: Nothing! I just get an incredible amount of joy out of punishing kids. In my opinion, kids are just awful and I've found punishments are the only way to get them to shut up. I mean, have you ever been around a kid that *isn't* whining all the time?

Me: you were a kid once

Umbridge: Yes, but I was a much better kid than these kids nowadays. These kids have no respect. When I was growing up, my mother punished me every time I messed up and now look how well I turned out.

Me: That is the stupidest thing I've heard all day. You turned out terrible

Umbridge: What?! Are you kidding me?? You think I'm terrible? I am *wonderful*. I'm basically perfect in every single way.

Me: Ask literally anyone

Umbridge: Ask them what? That I'm terrible? They wouldn't dare. Who would call me, a respected member of the government, terrible without losing their job?

Me: People say you're worse than Voldemort

Umbridge: worse then **Voldemort!?**

Me: yup

Umbridge: That's... That is the single most offensive thing I have ever heard in my life. *Worse* than Voldemort?!

Me: absolutely

Umbridge: That... That's... I can't believe it! How can anyone think I'm worse than... Than Voldemort? I mean, I'm strict and firm but not evil and murderous!

Me: You're basically H*tler

Umbridge: *H*TLER?*

Me: yup

Umbridge: I... I... No... No I'm not nearly as... Terrible as H*tler!!!

Me: yeah u r

Umbridge: No I'm not! Now look. H*tler killed millions and millions of people. I, on the other hand, have killed... um... I... Well... How... Wait... Hmm...

Me: see? You can't even count them!

Umbridge: Wait... If I... No, but if... But then again... It can't be that...

I...I... I don't think I can deny it anymore.

Me: Exactly

Umbridge: ... I am as bad as... or even worse than... H*tler.

...

I'm not even going to try and defend myself.

Me: finally

Umbridge: But... Can you actually forgive me knowing I'm as bad as H*tler?

Me: nope

Umbridge: Please. I'm begging you. I... I will stop doing... All of the terrible things I do if you can only just forgive me. Please, just, just forgive me okay?

Me: no

Umbridge: Please. I'm absolutely desperate. I'll do whatever you want. I... I can't imagine being... despised and loathed... Forever.

Me: You were despised and loathed you're whole life

Umbridge: But... What if I... Stop abusing children. Can't you forgive me then??

Me: Its not just that. You're racist

Umbridge: Yeah, well, I- Yeah you're right, I... I am very racist. But I...I, I... Fine I'm... A terrible person with hardly any redeeming qualities. You won't forgive me regardless of what I do. Right?

Me: I could never forgive you

Umbridge: No matter what?

Me: nope

Umbridge: ...

... Then what's the point in me continuing if nothing I do will ever get me your forgivenes

Me: Why do you want my forgiveness???

Umbridge: Because... I, I... I... I don't know... I just... I just want people to like me...

Me: You've gone to far already

Umbridge: I know. I know I have. But... I feel like... If I can even just have one person say they like me... It would make everything worthwhile...

Me: Filch likes you. But he's insane

Umbridge: ... Yes, you're right. He *is* a bit insane. But...

... Are you sure you wouldn't even consider forgiving me?

Me: I'm sure

Umbridge: ... So there's not even a single person that likes me?

Me: maybe the devil...

Umbridge: That... That's...

But what does it say about me as a person if only the devil likes me?

Me: That ur a terrible person

Umbridge: I guess I don't deserve to live then...

That's pretty much how it ended. I loved it XD

I asked ChatGPT to make a short Harry Potter story and this is what it gave me:

In a parallel world where the laws of magic were governed by an eccentric and unpredictable system, Hogwarts was a place where the strange and unconventional reigned supreme.

Harry Potter, with his wild mop of hair and trademark lightning scar, found himself embroiled in an absurd adventure on his first day back at Hogwarts. As he strolled through the castle’s corridors, he stumbled upon a room where a group of mischievous house-elves were playing a rather raucous game of magical table tennis, using broomsticks as paddles and enchanted quaffles instead of balls. The game was reaching a fever pitch, with quaffles whizzing through the air and setting off sparklers as they were lobbed across the room.

Suddenly, the game was interrupted by the arrival of Professor Sprout, who was leading a herd of magical garden gnomes on a leprechaun hunt in the Forbidden Forest. The gnomes, equipped with tiny lassos and butterfly nets, bounded past Harry, leaving him in a swirl of clinking gold coins and manic giggling.

As Harry continued on his way, he encountered Ron and Hermione, who were entangled in a heated debate about the most efficacious way to summon a cornucopia of confectionery from thin air. Their argument was interrupted by the strange appearance of a floating butterbeer, which whirred through the air insisting that it could recite romantic poetry in four different languages.

The trio quickly made their way to the Great Hall just in time for lunch, which was a bewildering array of magical cuisine. The dishes ranged from levitating spaghetti to bewitched bread that could serenade you with show tunes. To their amazement, the house-elves had concocted a variety of bizarre and delectable treats, including sherbet-filled marshmallows that exploded into miniature fireworks upon consumption.

The day at Hogwarts was never dull, and the students were always on their toes, bracing themselves for the unexpected and embracing the wonderfully weird world of magic that surrounded them. The magical mishaps and enchanting eccentricities of Hogwarts made for an unforgettable and utterly peculiar educational experience. And as Harry and his friends navigated the wacky and whimsical world of wizardry, they realized that in a place as wonderfully weird as Hogwarts, there was never a dull moment.

So I was bored and decided to use AI to make baby Harry Potter characters and they look adorable! Here ya go.

App: Wonder

No idea why Snape has a pumpkin...