Like, is it an wattpad, on another wiki (if so, can someone send the link??) or somewhere else??
(I'm not sure in which category this belongs?)
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JJ: Too late *steals all the popcorn*
Yaxley: YOU DIDN'T
Rowle: HOW COULD YOU
Igor: HOW DARE YOU
Fenrir: NOT THE BOLOGNESE FLAVOURED CHIPS
JJ: *eats the bolognese flavoured chips*
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Helga Hufflepuff (although I'm a ravenclaw) because she accepted everyone... but the main reason is that she came up with all the recipes of all Hogwarts food!!!
//GUYS YOU ARE LETTING THIS DIE COME ON//
Cissy: And you are my pokemon
Snape:*Lilly all the way.*
Cissy: >:o
Lucy: WAIT A BLOODY MINUTE
Lucy: WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN'S PANTS IS GOING ON HERE
Voldemort: DRACO UNICORN FERRET I'M COMING FOR YOU NEXT
Cissy: NO YOU WON'T
Voldemort: FIGHT ME. I'M A POKEMON PRO.
Cissy: *releases Draco Unicorn Ferret*
Voldemort: *releases Nagini Da Snake*
DUF: *uses splash*
NDS: *uses venomly venom*
DUF: *uses unicorn horn*
*Nagini Da Snake is unable to battle*
Cissy: HA! GOTCHA!
Voldemort: WHAT??? HOW???
Cissy: That snake is gonna pay...
Lucy: CAUSE SHE RUINED MY HAIR!! OMG THANK YOU CISSY-
Cissy: ...cause she tried to bite Severus
Lucy: ... what???
Voldemort: *releases Bella*
Draco Unicorn Ferret: *uses ferret float*
*Bella is unable to battle*
Cissy: GOTCHA
Voldemort: ...
Voldemort: ...
Voldemort: ...
Cissy: Never challenge an angry mother and wife.
Lucy: But you're married to me and yous said it was for Snape and not for me- *eyes widen* wait a minute.
Ghosts
//YOU GUYS LET THIS DIE WHILE I WAS AWAY SHAME ON YOU//
Nagini: *hisses*
Bella: *growls*
Voldemort: I GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL
Nagini: *uses venomly venom*
Bella: *uses dark pulse*
Nagini: *uses venomly venom*
*Bella is unable to battle*
Voldemort: GOTCHA
God I never noticed but Henry suddenly looks like Voldemort who has gotten eyebrows.
Maybe you could do them as disney characters/princesses?
Cissy: *sways an swishes with her frying pan*
With history books.
Lupin ofccc
Cissy: *sways with a frying pan* YOU USED CRUCIO ON MY DRICKYKINS
Fred and George: THIS IS WEIRD
Harry: Be aware that she has a wand in her hand.............................
Ron: Don't forget her Bat-Bogey Hex.......................................................................
Fred: 0-0
George: O-oh
Cissy: DON'T. YOU. DARE.
Draco: *unicorn whimper*
Bella: *death eater whimper*
Name: Hemera Aetheria Cloudless
Nickname: Heme (or Mera by her parents)
Age/Year: 14/year 4
Gender/Pronouns: she/her
Sexuality: lesbic
House: Slytherin (hatstall with griffindor, but she begged the hat not to be in griffindor, so he put her in slytherin)
Blood Status: pure-blood
Species: part-veella
Personality: she is a real rebel and loves rule-breaking, pranking and anything that pisses her parents off. She cuts her hair herself and so wonky as possible, and wears the boy's uniform even if that officialy isn't allowed. Even being in slytherin was because she wants to make her parents angry (her parents come from a long line of griffindors), she's coffee-addicted and causes so much trouble she can be set on one line with the Weasley twins, the Marauders, and Tulip Karusu. She has three friends who are very loyal to her and she is very loyal to them.
Appearance: messy, wonky, crooked-cut hair that is originally blonde but she has dyed it completely dark green. she has blue eyes with flecks of brown. She has long arms, legs, hands and feet, a straight nose, slender ears, and almost always has a misschievous smile on her face. She is missing a front tooth, which she lost when she was 11 and climbed on a broom unsupervised, flew away and fell off.
Backstory: She was born at Cloudless Manor in Scotland (she has a scottish accent) and was homeschooled by her mother. She had a very bad relationship with both of her parents (including fights, tantrums, running away, and more) and that's why it became her greatest ambition to disappoint her parents when she came to Hogwarts.
Wand: Ash wood, unicorn hair core, 13 -15 inches, and swishy flexible
Patronus/Memory used for it: wild cat/the first time she entered hogwarts
Boggart: Darkness
Fatal Flaw: low self-esteem
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As a fervent shipper of non-canon ships, I thougt maybe I could do this thing...
Because there are always discussions of ships, and maybe I could, at the request of users, analyse a ships, make a post where I put quotes of them that argue fór or agáinst a ship, give reasons why people should ship it and why not, and really, really try to stay objective :').
Like, I could analyse the ship Harmione, and say why people would ship it, use some quotes from the books, and the same way round why people shouldn't ship it.
So... anyone requests?
(In which category should this-)
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