All posts by Bookworm925

~ YEAR ONE ~

Mrs. Granger: honey, welcome home from school!

Mr. Granger: how was your year?

Hermione: oh, it was great! i made two new friends, ron and harry! they saved me from a troll attacking me in the bathroom on halloween!

Mrs. Granger: . . . what?

Hermione: oh, it's not that bad, mum! i mean, it was terrifying in the moment, but we laughed about it later. not to mention we found the philospher's stone at the end of the year.

Mr. Granger: the what now?

Hermione: oh its this stone that grants immortality! i mean, we had to be chess pieces and go through a three-headed dog and stuff, but in the end it was worth it because harry battled off our teacher who was half possesed by this dark wizard who tried to kill everyone a decade ago.

~ YEAR TWO ~

Mrs. Granger: honey, welcome home from school!

Mr. Granger: how was your year?

Hermione: oh, it was great! ron's little sister, ginny, started, and she's wonderful! i love spending time with her, but we didn't get to do it a whole lot, considering she was half posessed by that dark wizard, and i was paralyzed.

Mr. Granger: YOU WERE WHAT NOW

Mrs. Granger: WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING HALF POSESSED BY THIS WIZARD

Hermione: mum, dad, stop freaking out! we're perfectly fine now, madam pomfrey brewed an antidote, and harry saved ginny.

Mrs. Granger: this harry sounds like quite a brave boy

Hermione: oh, he is! he nearly looked the snake paralyzing us all in the eye! i mean, we would've died had our headmaster's pheonix not come and cried on him.

~ YEAR THREE ~

Mrs. Granger: honey, welcome home from school!

Mr. Granger: how was your year? who got half posessed this time?

Hermione: oh, it was great! what gave you the idea people get half posessed? no, it was amazing! we finally got a competent profressor in defence against the dark arts!

Mrs. Granger: oh, that sounds wonderful!

Hermione: oh, it was! it's such a shame he had to retire, though. having lycanthropy didn't stop him until the end of the year.

Mr. Granger: what's that?

Hermione: oh, it's the term for someone who's a werewolf. he's extremely nice, though. i got a bit worried when i though he was best mates with a murderer, but turns out his best mate was actually innocent and didn't want to murder harry, it was their OTHER mate.

~ YEAR FOUR ~

Mrs. Granger: honey, welcome home from school!

Mr. Granger: how was your year?

Hermione: ...i'd rather not talk about it.

Mrs. Granger: oh, no, what happened?

Hermione: it...i don't wanna talk about it. but, umm...i guess the one bright thing was that we had a, er, ball.

Mrs. Granger: THE ONE WITH DRESSES? AND BOYS? LIKE CINDERELLA?

Hermione: mummmmm

Mrs. Granger: oh, oh, oh, who did you go with? harry? or perhaps ron? you know, i've always noticed that you've fancied him --

Hermione: MUM!

Mrs Granger: ...sorry dear

Hermione: i went with someone from another school, viktor. *mumbles* he's also an international sports player

Mr. Granger: WHO WHAT WHERE WHY WHY I NEED TO MEET HIM

~ YEAR FIVE ~

Mrs. Granger: honey, welcome home from school!

Mr. Granger: how was your year?

Hermione: it was...i...

Mr. Granger: you what?

Hermione: i...oh, this war is so stupid. i just can't take it with everyone dying! mum, dad, could i spend some time at ron's house? i just...i need to help out. i need to do SOMETHING.

Mrs. Granger: oh, honey...

Mr. Granger: of course.

~ YEAR SIX ~

Mrs. Granger: honey, welcome home from school!

Mr. Granger: how was your year?

Hermione: oh, it was...oh, can i go back to ronald's house? the war's just getting worse and worse and, oh, i'm so sorry, i'll come back, but --

Mrs. Granger: hermione jean granger, we raised you to be an independent woman. you've showed that throughout your years at hogwarts, and have become such a successful young witch.

Mr. Granger: we're so proud of you.

Mrs. Granger: you can do whatever you wish. you want to go to ron's place? go ahead.

Mr. Granger: just come back safely.

~ YEAR SEVEN~

Hermione: **lets out a deep breath** mum? dad?

Mr. Granger: **looks around in a daze** hermione? is that you?

Mrs. Granger: where...where are we?

Hermione: you're, er, back home. from australia

Mr. Granger: what? wait, but...

Hermione: you remember being wendell and monica wilkins. i know. just...it's a long story. but...well, mum, dad, welcome home from australia. how was your year?

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE COMEDY OF HERMIONE CASUALLY DUMPING STUFF ON HER PARENTS AT THE ENDOF THE YEAR CUZ THAT'S KIND OF THE ONLY TIME SHE SEES THEM . . . BUT IT ENDED UP KINDA EMOTIONAL. IDK WHY I DO THIS. I HOPE U ENJOY