All posts by CaptainKaibyo

Ew

Do you mean Sectumsempra?

Fair enough, sorry for that

Can we not compare furries to someone who would bugger something with child-like proportions please

I think it's more important than wizards s****ing on the floor

[Mod edit: Removing profanity]

Climbed inside and just rubbed around in there

The School of Good & Evil

Alice Mason and the Grand Wizardess, from the author of the critically acclaimed series The Time Hunters.

I mean, I'm pretty sure we had a rule about not discussing JKR in the first place so I'm not sure why I'm the one being hanged here.

That writing it like a novel stuff is kind of why I liked them... People keep saying they're sick of movies all being the same and then complain when they're different. Bleh.

While Patronuses can change due to trauma, obsession, love, or grief, I don't think there's a single canon example of a Patronus not matching an Animagus' animal form.

I feel like Fantastic Beasts would have done better if Rowling hadn't been so outspoken

(personally I think it was a better story)

Your teachers are aware of the internet.

See me after class. We need to discuss your disregard for the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy.

Patronuses always match the animal form of the Animagus.

Everybody knows the point is that J K Rowling is being peevish over the movie stars disagreeing with her bigotry so she wants to replace them

I would actively push her down the stairs given the chance

Always gonna be Hermione punching Malfoy in the mouth

Hermione was kind of a bitch

The Quidditch box set on Amazon is like three inches tall

The only place you can get a Quaffle these days is eBay or the theme park

Shelved indefinitely, but might as well be cancelled