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*Harry, Ron, Hermione and Snape were all having tea at Hermione's house at her kitchen table, Hermione was having a serious discussion with Snape, standing her ground against his grudge against Remus since he was dating Lily, Snape no longer had feelings for her, but now he actually did seem to care about her, though not exactly for the right reasons, for instance, he believes Remus would hurt her because he is a werewolf, but he is actually wrong. Remus has been able to control himself since him and Lily were now married after James' death and we're raising Harry together, so Hermione decided to try to set things right*
Hermione: Professor Snape, you really need to stop harassing Professor Lupin over marrying Harry's mother. He's not that rotten James Potter, he is a nice person, he can just get scared sometimes. But he's able to control himself around her.
Snape: No... I saw him go out in the dark again, you remember that—
Hermione: That was seventeen years ago. And when had to get Ron to the Hospital after that whole situation with Sirius Black being framed by Peter Pettigrew—
Snape: Miss Granger, I'm not sure if—
Ron: Snape, will you just shut the hell up and listen to her?
*The doorbell rings*
Harry: You get that, will you, Snape?
Snape: *rolls his eyes* Shut up, Potter Junior... *gets up and gets the door anyway, he sees it's Shadow The Hedgehog, and apparently Sonic, Tails and Knuckles had followed behind* HARASSMENT HEDGEHOG, WHAT IN SEVEN HELLS ARE YOU DOING ON THE DISCUSS EVERYTHING ABOUT HARRY POTTER WIKI ON FANDOM?!
Shadow: GREASLEY YOU CAN'T JUST BREAK THE FOURTH WALL YOU FOOL!
Ron, looking at Hermione: Are they always like this?
Hermione: It gets worse, Ron.
Tails: Shadow, are we really—
Shadow: WAS I TALKING TO YOU TWIN-TAILED FOX?
Tails: Alright now you listen here—
Sonic: Tails, little buddy, he's not worth it!
Tails: I can't just let them fight like this.
Sonic: Trust me, it's best to just stay back, they fight pretty fast.
Shadow: Well, I came to discuss something so can you both shut your motherferreting mouths? Now? Like, right now? *glares at Snape* You, Greasley, have something of mine, I want it back.
Snape: And what could I possibly have, Harassment Hedgehog?
Shadow: Cut the shiitake! You stole the camera Knuckles let me borrow yesterday.
Snape: You just don't have one like that anymore. I don't know what you're—
Shadow, growling before yelling: I'M NOT MESSING AROUND! GIVE ME MY FERRETING CAMERA BACK, NOW!!!
Knuckles: Shadow—
Snape: ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? I DO HAVE IT, BUT GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT BACK BECAUSE IT'S MINE NOW!
Shadow: *punches Snape in the face so hard it leaves a bloody black eye*
Sonic: ..
Tails: ..
Knuckles: ..
Harry: ..
Ron: ..
Hermione: Well, ferret!
*Snape and Shadow start fighting and screeching at each other, Shadow was using his Chaos Energy to leave bruises and kick marks on Snape while Snape was using some powerful hexes on him, both exchanging in attacks*
Harry: They are going to kill each other...
Sonic: You're telling me, pal, I had no idea it was this bad...
Ron: Ugh, I see Snape getting a few shots in too...
Tails: *looks even closer, Snape was getting a few shots in with a few hexes, but then Shadow kicked him in the back to the ground so hard he drops his wand before turning him on his back and choking him so hard it could break his bones if Shadow wanted, Snape reaches for his wand, then Hermione goes over and steals it before grabbing Snape's arm and Knuckles goes over to pull Shadow off of Snape*
Knuckles: He's not worth it, Shadow... *whispers* I'll get your camera... I know where Snape's Cabin is...
Shadow: *winks at Knuckles, whispering back* Anytime...
Hermione, shaking her head at Snape: How could you, Professor Snape? He's only a hedgehog.
Snape: He's a pretty capable one, Miss Granger.
Hermione: He's still a hedgehog. It's cruel to hex animals, you know.
Snape: You still ain't getting that camera back, Shadow.
Shadow: We'll just see about that.
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