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The title of this article is conjectural. Although it is based on canonical information, the actual name is a conjecture and may be supplanted at any time by additional information released from canonical sources. If this occurs, please move this page to the appropriate title.
Ears to kumquats is a transforming spell that transfigures the victim's ears into kumquats. The 1 September, 1995 edition of The Quibbler claimed that turning certain published runes upside-down would reveal this spell.
- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (First mentioned)
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