- "What - the - devil - are - you - doing? You've just ruined the punch line of my Japanese golfer joke..."
- — Vernon Dursley accusing Harry Potter of ruining his joke[src]
This Japanese golfer joke was told by Vernon Dursley to Mr Mason and his wife during a dinner party on 31 July 1992. However, the punch line was interrupted by noises from upstairs, which were caused by the house-elf Dobby beating himself over the head with a desk lamp in Harry Potter's bedroom.[1]
Vernon Dursley's lines in the joke[]
"So. When we arrive at the 9th hole..."[2]
Appearances[]
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (First appearance)
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film)
Notes and references[]
- ↑ Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 2 (Dobby's Warning)
- ↑ Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (film) - Chapter 2 (Dobby's Warning)