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"Are you a wizard, or what?"
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This record was written by Hospital Wing Matron Noreen Blainey regarding a Quidditch injury.[1]
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HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
ATTENDING HEALER: NURSE NOREEN BAILEY[sic]
PATIENT NAME: (REDACTED BY ORDER OF PROFESSOR BLACK)
AGE: (REDACTED BY ORDER OF PROFESSOR BLACK)
NOTES
The patient was 'injured' during a Quidditch match, though, in my professional opinion a (REDACTED BY ORDER OF PROFESSOR BLACK) hardly counts as an injury. In fact, if anyone was injured it was me as I do not believe I've ever rolled my eyes quite so hard in my life. It is a wonder I can even see to write this note.
Rather unbelievably, or indeed despicably, the Headmaster now wants to cancel Quidditch, all because a pure-blood (REDACTED BY ORDER OF PROFESSOR BLACK) went and (REDACTED BY ORDER OF PROFESSOR BLACK) before the Snitch was even in sight. When I pressed the Headmaster slightly I was told (REDACTED BY ORDER OF PROFESSOR BLACK).
Staggering.
Appearances[]
- Hogwarts Legacy (First appearance)
