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"Are you a wizard, or what?"
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This song was sung to Newton Scamander and Theseus Scamander when they were children by their mother. This was also one of their father's old drinking songs.[1]
Lyrics[]
There was an old Muggle, who fell down the well
When along came a witch who did him a spell
When the Muggle awoke he said "Dear woman, do tell,
Is it heaven I'm in or have I gone straight to (hell)"
Behind the scenes[]
- This song is sung during a deleted scene for Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore.[1]
Appearances[]
- Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (First appearance) (Appears in deleted scene(s))