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This song was sung to Newton Scamander and Theseus Scamander when they were children by their mother. This was also one of their father's old drinking songs.[1]

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There was an old Muggle, who fell down the well
When along came a witch who did him a spell
When the Muggle awoke he said "Dear woman, do tell,
Is it heaven I'm in or have I gone straight to (hell)"

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