"I will have order!
I really hate children.
—The toy[src]

Umbridge on Unicycle[1] was a toy version of Dolores Umbridge sold at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. It rode around on a unicycle across a tightrope, balancing with buckets of liquid, saying phrases such as "I will have order," and "I really hate children."

Behind the scenes

  • Both of the known phrases uttered by the toy are ones that were actually used by Umbridge in the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix film, though both were during the scene in which Harry and Hermione had lured Umbridge into the Forbidden Forest with the centaurs and Fred and George were not present. It is possible, however, that Umbridge had made a habit of using those phrases. Another possibility is that they learnt of what she had said after the incident and thought they would be good and funny phrases for the toy to speak.


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