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"Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.'
'We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.'
"You haven't got a letter on yours,' George observed, 'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid – we know
we're called Gred and Forge."
"Mrs. Wesley was marching across the yard…. Remarkable how much she looked like a sabre-toothed tiger.
'Ah,' said Fred.
'Oh dear,' said George."
"Oh, that,' said Ginny, giggling. 'Well – Percy's got a girlfriend.'
Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head.
… 'You won't tease him, will you?' she added anxiously.
'Wouldn't dream of it,' said Fred, who was looking as if his birthday had come early.
'Definitely not,' said George, sniggering."
"So top grade's "O" for "Outstanding",' she was saying, 'and then there's "A" –'
No, "E",' George corrected her [Hermione], '"E" for "Exceeds Expectations". And I've always though Fred and I should've got "E" in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."
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" Dudley: They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall. Want to come upstairs and practice?
Harry: No, thanks. The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick."
" 1st Weasley Twin: Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea.
2nd Weasley Twin: Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it. Once --
1st Weasley Twin: Or twice --
2nd Weasley Twin: A minute --
1st Weasley Twin: All summer --
Percy: Oh, shut up!"
" It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
" Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!."
" Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?."
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
" Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross… (consulting "Unfogging the Future") That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' -- sorry about that -- but there's a thing that could be a sun… hang on… that means 'great happiness'… so you're going to suffer but be very happy…"
" Hermione: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle."
" Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
" Ron: Don't talk to me.
Hermione: Why not?
Ron: Because I want to fix that in my memory forever…
Ron (his eyes closed): Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...."
" Hermione: You seem to be drowning twice.
Ron: Oh, am I? I'd better change one of them to getting trampled by a rampaging Hippogriff."
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter: "He called me Dumbledore's man through and through."
Albus Dumbledore: "How very rude of him."
Harry Potter: "I told him I was."
— Harry tells Dumbledore about his conversation with Rufus Scrimgeour
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
" Peeves: We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!"
" Fred: He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
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