I have recently discovered a ship worse than Dramione: Drarry.
Drarry is Harry+Draco. This alone should tell you that whoever created it needs to reread EVERY Harry Potter book.
But if you need an explanation, here it is. 1. Harry Potter is straight. 2. Harry and Draco are mortal enemies.
(I apologize to anyone who religiously ships Drarry. Also, if you can tell me Drarry is not absolute hogwash created by an institutionalized crackpot, please do so.)