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On the 23 June, 1991, when the boa constrictor escaped from the reptile house after the glass in front of its cage mysteriously vanished, the zoo director made Petunia Dursley a cup of strong, sweet tea while he apologised over and over again for the incident.
- Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (First appearance)