下面列表列出了曾在《唱唱反调》上刊登的文章。
1995年[]
小天狼星——像画上的这么黑吗？[]
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臭名昭著的杀人魔王还是无辜的歌坛巨星？ |
Notorious Mass Murderer OR Innocent Singing Sensation? |
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十四年来，小天狼星·布莱克一直被认为是个杀人魔王，杀害了十二个无辜的麻瓜和一个巫师。两年前布菜克胆大妄为地从阿兹卡班越狱逃跑，魔法部展开了前所未有的大范围搜捕。他应该被重新抓获，送回到摄魂怪手里，对此我们没有一个人提出质疑。 |
For fourteen years Sirius Black has been believed guilty of the mass murder of twelve innocent Muggles and one wizard. Black's audacious escape from Azkaban two years ago has led to the widest manhunt ever conducted by the Ministry of Magic. None of us have ever questioned that he deserves to be recaptured and handed back to the Dementors. |
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然而真是这样吗？ |
BUT DOES HE? |
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最近出现了令人惊诧的新证据，证明小天狼星·布莱克也许并没有犯下他因之被送进阿兹卡班的那些罪行。小诺顿区刺叶路18号的多丽丝·珀基斯说，实际上，小天狼星可能根本就不在杀人现场。 |
Startling new evidence has recently come to light that Sirius Black may not have committed the crimes for which he was sent to Azkaban. In fact, says Doris Purkiss, of 18 Acanthia Way, Little Norton, Black may not even have been present at the killings. |
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“人们没有意识到，小天狼星·布莱克是一个假名。”珀基斯夫人说，“人们以为是小天狼星·布莱克的那个人，实际上是胖墩勃德曼，是流行歌唱小组淘气妖精的领唱，约十五年前在小诺顿区教堂大厅的一次音乐会上被一个萝卜打中耳朵后，就退出了公众生活。我在报纸上看到他的照片时一眼就认了出来。所以，胖墩勃德曼不可能犯下那些罪行，因为在那一天他正好和我一起享受浪漫的烛光晚宴。我已经给魔法部部长写了信，希望他能尽快给胖墩，又名小天狼星，彻底平反昭雪。” |
"What people don't realise is that Sirius Black is a false name," says Mrs. Purkiss "The man people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman, lead singer of the popular singing group the Hob Goblins, who retired from public life after being struck in the ear by a turnip at a concert in Little Norton Church Hall nearly fifteen years ago. I recognised him the moment I saw his picture in the paper. Now, Stubby couldn't possibly have committed those crimes, because on the day in question he happened to be enjoying a romantic candlelit dinner with me. I have written to the Minister for Magic and am expecting him to give Stubby, alias Sirius, a full pardon any day now." |
福吉离霸占古灵阁还有多远？[]
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魔法部部长康奈利·福吉五年前当选部长时，曾经否认他有接管古灵阁巫师银行的打算。福吉总是一口咬定，他只想和我们的黄金保管者“和平合作”。 |
Cornelius Fudge, the Minister for Magic, denied that he had any plans to take over the running of the Wizarding Bank, Gringotts, when he was elected Minister for Magic five years ago. Fudge has always insisted that he wants nothing more than to "cooperate peacefully" with the guardians of our gold. |
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然而真是这样吗？ |
BUT DOES HE? |
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与魔法部密切接触的消息提供者最近透露，福吉最强烈的野心就是控制小妖精的黄金储备，如果必要的话，他会毫不犹豫地动用武力。 |
Sources close to the Minister have recently disclosed that Fudge's dearest ambition is to seize control of the goblin gold supplies and that he will not hesitate to use force if need be. |
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“这也不会是第一次，”一位魔法部内部人士说，“他的朋友们都管他叫‘妖精杀手’康奈利·福吉。但愿你能听见他在以为旁边没人时所说的话。哦，他总是在谈论他干掉的那些妖精。扔进水里淹死的，从楼上推下去摔死的，下毒药毒死的，还有做成馅饼烤熟的……” |
"It wouldn't be the first time, either," said a Ministry insider. "Cornelius 'Goblin-Crusher' Fudge, that's what his friends call him, if you could hear him when he thinks no one's listening, oh, he's always talking about the goblins and he's had done in; he's had them drowned, he's had them dropped off buildings, he's had them poisoned, he's had them cooked in pies...." |
魁地奇联合会里的腐败：龙卷风队如何任意肆虐[]
主要内容包括：有人指控说塔特希尔龙卷风队是靠胁迫、非法对扫帚做手脚、折磨对手等手段而赢得魁地奇联合会杯的。
对一个骑扫帚上月球的巫师的采访[]
主要内容包括：对一个巫师的采访，他宣称自己骑着一把横扫六星飞到了月亮上，并带回来一袋月亮上的青蛙作为证据。
古代如尼文揭秘[]
主要内容包括：介绍古代如尼文，如果把古代如尼文颠倒过来，就能看见它们其实是一个咒语，能把仇敌的耳朵变成金橘。